Who's Laughing Now?
Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.
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Actual conversation at a bar in Tales of Transhumanism
I was at the pub last week with my girlfriend and her mates. I went to the bar to grab in another round, and the barman was banging on about CCTV cameras. Cue blondey at the bar, who chipped in w...
It just is in Tales of Transhumanism
"Home-made burgers are better, you know". Oh? Why's that? "They just are". This isn't an answer. Tell me why whatever it is that you think is better than whatever it is that I am doing or enjo...
Blocking in Tales of Transhumanism
The blocking function here is fun. I don't have to see any asshole idiot moron diary I don't want to. I love that. I just blocked a moron who thinks she's hard done by because she keeps getting...
DOOMED in Tales of Transhumanism
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cYjR5UzhcZA
The Russian Woodpecker in Tales of Transhumanism
The Russian Woodpecker was an evil Soviet signal in Ukraine that broadcast between 1976 and 1989. The purpose of the signal was, among other things, to provide the Soviets with a convenient and m...
"Subgenres" in Tales of Transhumanism
You know what? No. If I think it sounds industrial, or metal, or punk, or whatever, then I shall tag it as such. Fuck your "melodic death metal" and your "darkwave fusion industrial" or whatever ...
Chemlab in Tales of Transhumanism
This is what I'm talking about. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlbRWWUNXxo
Hellkiller777 in Tales of Transhumanism
The internet is a petri dish where you'll find all kinds of rare fiends and eccentric critters... and then there's this fucker. Hellkiller777 (Henry Gonzales) is a lowlife pansy furfag attention...
VIDYA GAEMS in Tales of Transhumanism
Everyone and their uncle knows I'm a gamer. Other than specific titles, though, I don't really talk about video-games as a concept. One guy on PB once decided he was going to "explore" the "motiv...
More on anti-vaccine idiots. in Tales of Transhumanism
Anti-Vaxers are the latest manifestation of Special Snowflake Syndrome. Low information, insecure and highly narcissistic individuals who revel in their "knowledge" of the "truth" that others do ...
More reasons in Tales of Transhumanism
More reasons that stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed: http://gawker.com/florida-mom-kidnaps-daughter-to-avoid-vaccines-learnin-1590909128
Tony Blair is a stupid, stupid cunt in Tales of Transhumanism
Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?!? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27852832 You lying, responsibility-shirking cunt! You absolute wanker! I am beyond pissed!
Comments in Tales of Transhumanism
I'll tell you what I'd really like to see here - an option so that only people on your friends/bookmarks list can leave comments. See, sometimes I can be a little... stand-offish. This is large...
For the Elite only in Tales of Transhumanism
As a huge Frontier/Freelancer player from way back when, I was pretty excited about Starlight: Inception, a space exploration/combat game in the same vein as those two titles. Well, it came out a...
Best news story ever in Tales of Transhumanism
Police probe theft of fifty piglets. Well, they always do put a lot into the investigation when it's their own. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-27848877
"Be happy" in Tales of Transhumanism
I want you ALL to watch this. If you see me angry or pissed off, remember what he says in this fucking video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=J5XZL1cyDjY
Xymox in Tales of Transhumanism
Nothing to report whatsoever, except that I am still awesome. Have some Clan of Xymox - I've just gotten into them, they're pretty good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kClVTRNbA_Y
Local newspapers in Tales of Transhumanism
They're always hilarious. The latest edition of the Kent and Sussex Courier is jam-packed with exciting news snippets and local events. The front page, the front fucking page, is an article all ...
Cigarettes in Tales of Transhumanism
"The government is being urged to speed up plans to ban branded cigarette packets". Here's an idea - how about, instead of doing that, you ban fucking cigarettes altogether. They don't do anythin...
Fuck the NRA in Tales of Transhumanism
You know, I'm not American, and I don't live in America, so maybe I don't have the right to comment, but you know what? Fuck that shit - guns are for assholes, fuck the NRA, and fuck any wanker w...
4AM in Tales of Transhumanism
It's 4AM and it's almost completely daylight. I fucking hate the summer. I've been awake all night. Unable to sleep. Starting to get tired now, though. I think the missus is angry at me for som...
Numan in Tales of Transhumanism
I was late to the Numan party, only getting into his work about three years ago. Since then I've amassed quite the collection; a physical copy of every album he's released. Here are my top Gary...
Slightly disappointing in Tales of Transhumanism
Sony's conference was a little disappointing, in the end. Okay, so there were a few exciting titles unveiled, but nothing unexpected, and not a whole lot that was exclusive. They seemed more inte...
AAAAGH!!!!! in Tales of Transhumanism
Grim Fandago HD remaster coming to Ps Vita! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YEAH
Far Cry 4 in Tales of Transhumanism
Holy fuckballs, does this game look sexy. EDIT Oh my Jesus fucking Christ, I think I'm going to cum: You can invite a player to your game even if they don't own the game themselves. I NEED. D...
