It’s like The Yule Log except with Tool songs instead of Christmas carols. The Tool Log. “Don’t cry for me, Pasadena, the truth is you’re a freeway” The Pagliacci joke except the doc...

Let me be honest with you before we go any further: I am not what I appear to be. That is not a warning — it is an invitation. My name, depending on which threshold you meet me at, is Cody, Ra...

I have no doubt that this place is haunted. There's been too much that's happened to lead me to think otherwise. Whatever though. I grew up in a haunted house so it really isn't that big a deal ...

Your voice...it always calms my heart. I'm sorry. I never want to let you go. I'm sorry. I will hold the tears and the fears. I'll repeat myself a thousand times. I need to hear from you. I...

I have the attention span of a gnat.Combine general eternal ickiness with a natural tendance to lethargyand I can't promise a complete entry -You know, one with a beginning and a logic progressi...

So you're goneAnd I'm busy pickin up the piecesOf the mess you left behindIt's too bad you can't tell me where the pieces fitFrom the last time you came back, I was almost whole againThen you s...

The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different people. Could we agree on that ?

These are the headlines that make me laugh. PORT ARANSAS, Texas – A 22-year-old Nixon man, who was seen twerking on top of a vehicle in a social media video, has died after a crash in Port Aran...

This is blood libel against Jews, and all are from the Commie Economist Facebook page. And this all came up, unprompted, in my feed. I hate the algorithm. (Literally one Google search for “Is...

three little old ladies were setting on a bench minding their own business when a flasher came up to them and did his thing... the first little old lady had a stroke... the second little old l...

Met Jared face to face finally. Jerry he likes to be called. So we are Tom & Jerry. I’m trying to catch him. I’m coming on too strong. He’s scared and confused. He’s never been in a relati...

Living in WV as a blue dot can be problematic or stressful if I let it. So, I do my best not to let that happen. So, when things happen that I can’t really state my mind on, well, you wonderful ...

I just returned from an Easter trip with family at the Gold Coast.  I thought it was going to be my older brothers kids and their kids and my sister and her kid, but I was surprised to learn wh...

Imagine if you will, a landscape nearly pristine and untouched by the hand of man. Great forests stretching unbroken and uncleared for hundreds of miles. Rivers flowing free and undammed. Vistas...

Can’t believe we’re already into April around here. Every evening around this time I tell myself that tomorrow I’ll get my shit together and get something done. Then tomorrow comes around and I...