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What a day. I got a new cellphone today. If you think you're worthy, PM me and I'll give you my number. Don't even bother if you're not worthy, though. You should know who you are by now. Great ...

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To the bitch who made my girlfriend cry on the phone today at work: I know you, in all likelihood, will never see this, but I still need to get this off my chest, so in the off-chance that you re...

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Music entry, biatch! Herein contains music for just about everyone, except hipsters, of course - those guys can suck a chode. Let's kick this off with some muthafuckin' Rammstein. http://www.yo...

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Just found an old Photobucket account of mine from way back when. A lot of these photos were taken with a really crappy camera. Check this out... Halloween, 2012. Good times. My ins...

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Okay, so here's the situation. Three-and-a-half years ago, I was arrested for being in possession of live ammunition. I had been drinking with friends in London and found a single bullet lying in...

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Excellent. I'm going out. I've shaved my head and I've finished my forehead tattoo and it's raining out so I'll be donning my trenchcoat and heading on out with my MP3 player and some booze. The...

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You link me to a picture that's good enough and I'll use it as my avatar. Do it. I'm fucking bored and this should be good for a laugh for a second or two.

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Four episodes left. I've avoided spoilers like the plague. Finished it, bitch! Best fucking thing on TV by a mile. ... What? You wanted a longer entry? Okay. Once upon a time, a young British ...

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Well, I'm locked out of my facebook account, because they want me to "verify" my identity. This is the internet, fucktard, I don't put my real details online. No chance in Hell am I giving you m...

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Five years, nine months, for molesting four girls (undoubtedly he did more) over an 18 year period. That's the sentence he got for destroying four girls' lives. Welcome to the fucking UK. Th...

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This bastard: is Peter Brabeck-Letmathe. Say hello to Peter. Peter is the chairman of Nestle. He wants corporations to own all of the water on the planet and sell it to people. All of it. This...

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So people in Georgia, in the United States (where the fuck else), are allowed now to carry guns wherever the fuck they want. I'm not kidding. You fucking gun-happy assholes. Go ahead, wander a...

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A lot to write about. So, I ended up in London four days ago for reasons that are still hazy to my mind, mainly because I was drunk and high off my ass on various chemicals throughout the whole t...

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Oh my GOD everything sucks. Strnded in London wjth no fucking money and no food. Long story, one I'll elaborate providing I can get home.

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The Matrix came out in 1999. That was fifteen years ago. Are you seriously telling me that calling me "Neo" whenever you see me wearing my trench-coat is the best you can come up with? A generic ...

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Dignity, or the desire to maintain ones composure, integrity, and respect, even in the face of adversity, is a hard-sought goal, striven for throughout history -though it is only now, through the...

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Here's a question. Why does every single World War 2 movie feature NO black soldiers? According to Wikipedia, "There has been no war fought by, or within, the United States in which African Ameri...

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Bollocks to that. Just fucking assume automatically before you click on anything that I write that all of the above applies.

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Been playing it for a few hours now and I have just one question. Sweet Jesus, how did this get a release? Using a badger as a weapon: It has some potential for lulz, I'll give it that,...

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I can't wait for it to end so I can continue to look mean and moody in my awesome black trench-coat of doom and not have to sweat like a fucking pig. I'm a mammal and I am fully equipped to deal ...

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-28010234 People need to stop saying that we're an advanced species.

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You recall the entry I wrote a while back saying how fucking angry I was at a woman being sentenced to death simply because of her religious beliefs? Looks like she'll be freed after all. Good to...

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That's three points on your license, cunt... Told. FINISH HER!!! Still my favorite evar .GIF: Wat. No, seriously, wat da fukkk www.cookingwithcum.com. Yuk. Apparently, Korean Cartma...

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The Phil Fish thing might be a little old by now, but every word this legend says here is fuckin' spot on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Pg31vRyhE1Q

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