Broke Bad in Tales of Transhumanism

Four episodes left. I've avoided spoilers like the plague. Finished it, bitch!

Best fucking thing on TV by a mile.

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What? You wanted a longer entry? Okay. Once upon a time, a young British woman went to Magaluf for her holidays. She went to a club where she was promised a "holiday" if she sucked off 24 dicks belonging, one assumes, to 24 of the male attendees of said club. So, being a young forthright British woman of proper breeding, she proceeded to suck 24 dicks in the club.

Yes, intrepid reader, in a row. So, she sucked her dongs and got her "holiday". Sound good so far? You betcha.
The problem tends to lie in the fact that, in that particular venue, a "holiday" is the name of a cheap cocktail. She half-heartedly blew 24 semi-limp guys for a sub-par £4 drink. You think I'm joking? I am not joking.

I won't post the actual video here, but it's really not difficult to find. Suffice to say it's the saddest fuckin' thing I ever jerked off to. But, on the bright side, she wins my coveted Dumbass Award. There's even a trophy, look:

There. That satisfy your cravings? Get the fuck outta here.