Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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More musings. in The Napkin.
I think more people have blood sugar issues than they realize. It is not a subject I’m versed in, but my energy has definitely been consistently better since I’ve been consistently eating better...
Between MEV and MRV. in The Napkin.
One of the more interesting things I learned in nutrition class years ago has to do with saturated fat. Viscerally, we know what saturated means and feels like. But chemically? What is saturate...
So, I posited a wild theory that my cut might have been making me hangery and have hangxiety, despite not really feeling hungry. Like, rather than manifesting hunger, I was feeling gently more a...
Protein Synthesis is Higher Day After Training. in The Napkin.
I have cited this so many times to calm fledging bros. Little bros are addicted to the fallacy of the “anabolic window”. A perceived use-it-or-or-lose-it time where you should eat and down prot...
At least I get to eat cheese every day. in The Napkin.
Not sure if I’m annoyed at a plethora of small things, or if my cut is catching up with me. Caffeine intake could be worse but uuuhhhh. That I feel more normal after eating. And I wake up kind ...
Definitely some ounces off the scale. in The Napkin.
Spring shearing. I got lazy and grew the pubes out. Whatever. Growing more and more indifferent to shorn scrotum upkeep. But holy hell, I got a lotta bush. It’s getting warmer out, it’s near-...
I Shower Daily. in The Napkin.
Just an annotation. I have had periods of depression where I wasn’t showering. I’m talking weeks, man. Things get unpleasant, trust me. I live in this meatbag, and it sucks. I have about three...
I love getting around to a proper sucking session. in The Napkin.
I woke up early, and felt motivated to vacuum. I’ve meant to vacuum once a week, but who actually holds themselves to that. Nonetheless, with four cats, even a half-assed vacuum will pick up a ...
Almost down 30 Imperial Units. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I wanted to write about flow state and my weekly sleep/lifting/food cycle. But upon looking at my lifting week, oh man. There’s too much lifting jargon. I’m not saying I can’t articulate it. ...
It's not intelligent. in The Napkin.
You know how Windows and Mac is just a GUI over an infrastructure we used to interact with directly? So-called AI is nothing more than a search engine with a glossy output system. Whatever it’s...
Endogenous OCD. in The Napkin.
I’m not sure if there’s another term for this. I’ve met people with some serious clinical OCDs. I have more… set tendencies. I’m consistent! We all find little ways that things work for us, a...
Portions & meals, not calories. in The Napkin.
So, rest day from the gym. Skipped my oatmeal and went straight to my lb of ground meat. Today, ground chicken. With half a bag of spinach on top, of course. (Season, cover 15 minutes medium-...
BJJ. in The Napkin.
Every time I see this shorthand. I mentally know it’s a shorthand for a form of martial parts. A form of exercise. But my brain sees BJ first. And thinks it’s some kind of athletic fellatio ...
Front Left Pocket. in The Napkin.
That’s where my wallet goes these days. I’m not sure entirely when I started placing it there. I had it on a chain in my back right pocket for years. Retired the chain, stayed in the back right...
Now with 12% less Timmy™. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The overhead light in my living room is lighting not unlike the gym. I can’t help but pose in the mirror and think that’s me? Meanwhile, bathroom lighting tends not to be as good. All you see i...
"How are you?" is an invasive question. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
How are you? What is your current emotional status? How is your body feeling? How is your family feeling? Are your cats okay? Is your relationship healthy? How are your kids? What is your ...
Seven Months Until NaNoWriMo. in The Napkin.
When I’m not sketching The Next Routine, or jotting down periodization for lifts across rep ranges, I let my mind wander into NaNoWriMo brainstorming. It’s never too early to start. Every year I ...
In a month, it's gonna be in The Napkin.
Took a job first shift. I’m assuming 4a-1p is first shift. Because I’m insane (and have no life), I get up around 11pm, so I can hit the gym around 12-2am. Pretty quiet that time of morning. E...
I am getting out of bed. in The Napkin.
Not a declaration or mission statement. Just an annotation. I’ve had patches where I haven’t wanted to get out of bed at all. Whether exhaustion or just not wanting to face the day. My ridicul...
Lifting Wisdom. in The Napkin.
If it’s easy on paper, prove it. If it feels difficult, practice until it becomes easier. No idea if this generalizes. It uh. Makes sense in my head.
Flow State. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’d swear I tried writing about this concept, but it was definitely years ago. At least in terms of lifting, I like working in three week cycles. It’s… not unlike college semesters. How long bet...
Pink Vaper. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Got a month dry earlier this week. How to describe it for the normies… Eh, you wouldn’t understand. It’s not even like there was despair this relapse. But then again, that might be why it laste...
The Personhood of Theseus. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The concept of “growing up” and “acting/being” an adult is silly. Almost a misconception. As if we Pokemon morph into a different person. I don’t know a single friend who has drastically changed....
Hey Blinkin. in The Napkin.
So. I’m heading into my neighborhood Walmart. I seem to get the attention of some middle school boys. One asks “Excuse me, sir, are you Abe Lincoln?” Still walking, I smile and say, “Not today.” ...
How to Restore Abortion Rights. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I was thinking about horeshoe theory. And trolling. How, when faced with an opposition’s stance that is so ridiculous, you can’t help but troll them with something equally ridiculous. Vegan say...
