Timmy™ ⋅ 40
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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I'll be so positive short of having HIV. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, you’ve played a lot of RPGs, right? There’s a trope(?) that Chrono Trigger and Dragon Quest VIII nailed. The penultimate boss as a gatekeep to the Open World. You think the penultimate boss...
Contractual Obligation. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, Melinda was texting me yesterday about how she couldn’t get the car she wanted without a cosigner. And me being me, I half-heartenedly said something like yeah, I’d help you. Uh, oops, she c...
Y'all motherfuckers need logic. in The Napkin.
If not ‘Trek, where do you get your values from? Ha ha.
Like Urkel, I like cheese. in The Napkin.
Ever have those people at work that you think you get along with, but then on days when they’re not there you find yourself waaaay less stressed? It’s funny how work chemistry goes. Among a numb...
Intensity. in The Napkin.
How emotionally intense are guys? I obviously wouldn’t know, as I don’t date guys. I’m aware that I’m capable of some next-level intensity. I don’t think it’s for everyone. But. I’m also aw...
Sigh. in The Napkin.
There are so many times when I think/feel “I’m not good enough” or “I can’t do this.” I wonder how much of it is the truth, and how much of it is just intrinsic negativity. Difficult to say. Al...
Crunch. in The Napkin.
There is something so satisfying about the feeling of popping a zit. Mostly shoulders/chest, and a little back, but thankfully nothing akin to backne. Nobody warns you that you’ll get more zits...
I pick things up and put them down. in The Napkin.
Preworkout anxiety is fickle. Every session is built on the previous sessions, which leads to the next session. On paper, its just a matter of showing up and making minimal progress each time. So...
Clutter. in The Napkin.
On the one hand, it’s nice having my Bullshit Buffer™ regenerate. Little things bother me less this year. But also, I’m a slob. It’s just me on my couch, so the passenger side of the couch is l...
I could use a hug. in The Napkin.
Touch of latent anger and sadness. All undirected. No cause. After I got up, I had some eggs, and felt sleepy. So. Took a nap. Nap ended around 3pm, so shouldn’t effect tonight’s sleep too m...
Day off from employment, rest day from gym. in The Napkin.
Slept in, though thankfully it’s still short of noon. Whether I need(ed) extra sleep, I’ll find out tomorrow morning. I don’t feel red-lined on sleep. I have work at 2 rather than 3pm now, so ...
"Fine" is just a codeword for "I don't feel like talking". in The Napkin.
I keep to myself almost out of perceived necessity, out of fear that I’m too much to handle. Nothing really wrong, just an internal mood. Though, the lapse in writing has been because things ha...
Even when I'm getting paid, I don't force smiles. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I think I just got “you should smile more”-ed. Ha ha. I hit up subway yet again. Had a coupon 2-for-1 on footlongs. I do love twelve inches in my mouth. Kid making my ‘wiches clearly had a t...
Checking in. in The Napkin.
I took a nap yesterday and somehow tweaked my neck. Oh, it’s not a getting-olde thing. I regularly tweak my neck. Just been a few years. On the upside, I feel pretty calm and sedated. Must be...
To Unconsciousness. in The Napkin.
It’s funny how every day is a game of waking up, and by noon pondering whether I’ll get a good night’s sleep. As tonight’s sleep can be predicted by the quality of last night’s sleep. (Really go...
Whine. in The Napkin.
Sometimes when I’m sad, it’s like my brain finds the dumbest things to feel sad about. Always yearning for some small part of the past. Today: root beer mugs. I bought the perfect four-set. (When...
Train Discipline. in The Napkin.
Feeling calmer again. Still can’t quite pin down all the causes. I got groceries, unlike my last pair of days off. I did a round of dishes, unlike my last round of days off. Focused more on t...
The Season Finalé of Timmy. in The Napkin.
Or, at least, my 30’s. I thought I’d have my shit together by now. Nothing crazy. Stable relationship, offspring, career. This is far removed from any of the external pressures maybe you coul...
The things you own end up owning you. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I grew up on a bilevel house, so it’s a little funny for me to say this but. I don’t really want nor need a big house. Why exactly do people want a big house to live in? Status, maybe. Space ...
Act Your Wage. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I just love this phrase. Because yes, do your job. But also, only do your job. It must also be noted that some companies will wage-starve employees into quitting. Cut hours progressively in t...
Actually, I do right now. It’s one of those things I’d never program for someone else. Probably would have been at the two hour mark had I not added a third back-off set for rows. Because why ...
I know, quit dawdling and get my little white butt to the gym. in The Napkin.
Ya know. I think I know what pisses off the right. Let us suppose that Hillary is some massive crime lord. I don’t actually buy that, but let us just suppose. All her crime and evil, and they ...
Does anybody else get ball-shaving ads? I do mean that literally. The LAWNMOWER 5000 or MANSCAPED. They’re written in the style I would have used 20 years ago as a parody, and I don’t know how ...
But gosh, I can't wait until OHP. in The Napkin.
It rained a few days ago, and my right eye has been bloodshot ever since. I’m taking my meds, I swear! Stayed up late, woke up late. Oh, today’s my day off. And because I’ve been skipping rest...
Eat your damned oatmeal. in The Napkin.
Ahh. This. This right here. The bonus time in the morning on a rest day. When I’d normally be all “damn it, get your little white butt to the gym”, but instead I’m just lazing in a thong fini...
