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Good Question in Things We Don't Speak Of
To paraphrase George Carlin, why is it the women threatening to withhold sex for political reasons are the ones no one would want to fuck anyways?
Ohio Company Shipping Jobs to China Faces Consequences in Things We Don't Speak Of
I’m sorry you lost your… Christmas bonus? to shore up our economy and starve our competitors who are working their people at slave wages while their communist leaders live in luxury.
Ass Sphincter Says What? in Things We Don't Speak Of
5 million more votes. The White House. The Senate. The House. The Supreme Court. We are the majority. If you cared about democracy, you would accept the will of the people, fascist.
Bigotry in Things We Don't Speak Of
It takes a whole lot to call anyone who disagreed with you a racist or sexist for a decade and then scream at minorities and women for not voting the way you think they should in your tiny, litt...
Worth the Wait in Things We Don't Speak Of
Bye, bitch. Get the fuck out. Take the demented, pants-crapping, mumbling pervert with you.
Thoughts While Pounding Pavement in Today
I have, on occasion, run for the pure agony of it. Because that’s what aging men with a gut do. (Or buy a sports car and I’m cheap.) I have noticed a very odd thing while running. In a very Truma...
Remember the old saying, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all”? Someone please tell Tripadvisor that Taco Bell has no business on a list of top restaurants for an area.
Turned Around in Today
Can somebody get me a map?
Much Anger In You in Today
Yeah, Yoda. You’re right, Captain Obvious. Thanks for that. What are you going to do about it?
Put the Lime in the Coconut and Shake It All Up in Today
That song is stuck in my head this morning. I hope I can give you the same joy. It helps if you sing it with a white boy Jamaican accent.
A Psalm of Praise in Today
Oh, lift up the name of the LORD and sing. Sing praises to the God of all mercy He is worthy to be praised. He is faithful and true. He has taught me in my tribulation. In the midst of my trial h...
Delete, delete, delete... in Today
You crossed a line, huh?
Support Local Business in Today
Just found out Five Guys sells merch and now I want a t-shirt.
Shading and Blending in Today
Life isn’t a competition. It’s an artistic collaboration. Every person you interact with is part of your piece of the mural. You have to step back a little from your little swathe to see what th...
Figure It Out in Today
The common theme of all of your disappointing relationships is you.
Day of Remembrance in Today
Remember today. Mark it down. Look back and rejoice. Say, today was the day I got my life back.
I find it interesting you lied to me. To what end?
Beware of Dog in Today
It is a strange thing we do. We live in these maddening bubbles of isolation, misery, and loneliness then attack any who would enter without regard to intent.
Ladies and Gentlemen... in Things We Don't Speak Of
The President of the United States.... twitter.com/LarryOConnor/status/1786975046956654818
Two Step Process in Today
Hide the evidence. Play the victim. Repeat as desired.
Cry Harder, Terrorist in Things We Don't Speak Of
If you find yourself cheering on the onsters slaughtering innocent civillians and lobbing bombs at them, and walking into public malls with bombs strapped to their chest and taking over U.S. coll...
Natural Progression in Today
I think I am developing an unnatural loathing of dishes.
Do you have any idea what your mother was up to last night?
Looney Tunes in Today
There is always the scene in the cartoons where the fuse is lit and the spark goes on this long, elaborate journey, looping and winding and dodging and the antagonist is desperately trying to blo...
