Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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One pluck at a time. in The Napkin.
Woke up sad. It happens. Ate my oatmeal and crawled back into bed. Still sad, but I think I can muddle through the day. I have one errand to run before work. I’m due to get cat litter and cat...
Pro 'Teins! in The Napkin.
I squatted 265 lbs for a single, and am sitting in a thong eating eggs while chicken thighs cook in the oven. Oh, and it’s Star Trek™ day. How’s your Thursday? (Don’t worry, I’ll put a banana i...
It's like poetry, it rhymes. in The Napkin.
So, we’ve gone from a disease, to war, to a high profile trial. It’s the 90s all over again. What, I don’t follow this stuff, it’s just impossible to avoid. My feeds are otherwise Star Trek, lift...
Switch to no-stim, dude. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Slept 11 hours last night. Quality of sleep was good; still didn’t want to get out of bed. Sounds nice on paper, to just laze in bed with two cats. Wasn’t too difficult to talk myself into going...
Look, maybe I am actually a little sleepy. in The Napkin.
Apathy and boredom. Sometimes I go to bed early not because of something exciting in the morning, but because I’ve run out of ways to pass the time. Still feel like I’m living past the end credit...
Dual Approval. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
You know, it just hit me that I’ve never had both parents like me. You know what I mean, dating partners. There’s one parent that kind of takes a shine to you, and the other tolerates you. And...
Workout Motivation. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
One of the perks of being a forum-goer is I end up repeating responses to certain queries over and over. Each time, like starting a painting anew^, the response becomes more refined. ^Oh, that’s...
Claims. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I dragged my feet filing a claim, despite it starting as an online thing. I spent a few minutes with a very burned out claims lady. Even when I’m confused, I still have an animated retail voice...
Still no news. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I always feel tired on rest days. Gym is closed today for some religious bullshit, so I went yesterday for a light workout. (Somehow, OHP, squats, and curls qualifies as light for me.) I slept...
Another link forged. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
30 workouts in 6 weeks. I write it down to read it, as I seem to not feel much as things happen. I seem to be the type to yearn for some begotten era. Constantly nostalgic. All “I used to…” W...
2 @ 345 lbs. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Beat my ten year old 1RM. Pulled 345 lbs for a double. Did consider going for 355 lbs, but decided to favor delayed gratification. The work sets are going to get heavier and heavier. Back-off ...
100. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Yesterday was a High Gravity Day™ in terms of deadlifts. Really, my grip kept giving out. Well. Felt like it might. Last thing I want is the bar slipping out of my hand mid-lift. That’s aski...
Ha ha. in The Napkin.
Has the term “cheeto snorter” or “cheeto sniffer” been used as an insult to describe republicans who still worship stale cheeto? Asking for a friend.
Walking isn't exercise. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
There’s a reason I get irked when people call walking exercise. Is walking good? Yes, that’s not debatable. But if walking is exercise, then there’s something wrong with you. Everyone should b...
Who had petty gossiping on their Public Consciousness Bingo? Oh gawd, SHUT UP. Makes me wonder what the next thing will be. We’ve been foreign policy experts. Medical experts. Stale cheeto st...
25 First Pulls. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
On paper, deadlifting 5x5 @ 275 lbs sounds like maximal heavy work. It is, but it ends up feeling like damned cardio, even with five minute rest periods. I can’t fathom doing it without an anal...
Calm nothing. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I seem pretty comfortable in stagnation. Hopefully the hot water situation is done. The carpet is finally dry. Who doesn’t hate having wet feet? The new heater worked for like a day, and then ...
Filed Under: Things you don't see every day. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I pulled 335 lbs for a double. Nice. New 2RM, 10 lbs off from my best all-time pull. But I must tip my fedora to the woman in the squat rack next to me. Barefoot, pregnant, squatting to parall...
Have you ever seen the movie Memento? in The Napkin.
It’s part of why I got some of my tattoos. The meaning should be clear. I got of my tattoos as reminders to myself. At the time, I had a bit more of a resilient headspace. A struggling, a fig...
Blank. in The Napkin.
Mind is in one of those states where it’s sure firing fast, but there’s… nothing attached to the gerbil on the wheel? I got nothing? Tell me a bad pun.
The Gateway. in The Napkin.
As I was heading out of the gym and back to my car, I passed a woman and a medium small boy following her. Because small medium somehow has a different connotation. Made me think “gosh, that’s ...
So I locked my keys in my car. in The Napkin.
I was only mildly distracted during my workout. It was too early to try contacting Wifenado. (I never bring my phone to the gym; I knew I would have to borrow the phone of the front desk lassie...
Sustainability. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Vacuuming up buckets and buckets of water out of the carpet is oddly therapeutic. Vacuum floor, receive reward! Did call maintenance yesterday, but well. It’s a Sunday today. I’ve triple-check...
Weekends blow. in The Napkin.
Second rest day in a row. Weird how it messes with my head. I have no desire to do anything. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve written that. I would have just stayed in bed and done “nothi...
What is a Lady? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So anyway, I was in the middle of one of my seven* lateral raise sets when two ladies changed exercises and started doing hip thrusts in my general direction. Being orthogonal to me, relatively ...
