Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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What is okay? in The Napkin.
Age lines are evolving things. I’m glad that, as I get older, I have this block on younger women. As it should be, to a degree. Yet, with rounding. If I’m pushing 40, and someone was pushing 20 ...
At least I still like jalapeños. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I wanted to start a new routine this month, but that never happened. I mean more than lifting. Change the small daily habits that pervade. Instead I got sick, and have taken yet another break fro...
I bid you stand, Men of the West. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’m so tired of seeing penises that were mutilated at birth. Generations of boys flippant about it. “Oh, I’m fine.” You don’t even know what you are missing. YOU WERE AN INFANT WHEN IMMENSE PAIN ...
Kill me. in The Napkin.
I slept 13 hours again. This is getting old. Robo and DayQuil did the trick in belaying the coughing but still. (Store was out of NyQuil - and I’m not having issues sleeping, so to speak.) I’m so...
I miss cuddles. in The Napkin.
Did get to the gym. Did Taco Bell. But gosh, I’m so tired. I still have a lingering cough. So while I’m sleeping a lot, yeah, rolling over and coughing sucks. It’s that dry cough that can’t scrat...
Maybe tomorrow. in The Napkin.
Plan: Sleep in, hit my next workout, have some Taco Bell. Reality: Covered a shift and red-lined my sanity.
Sick days, what's that? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Two days ago: 101.6F. Might have been higher, but I didn’t even think to check until I was chatting with wife and she mentioned she and her son were melting. I just assumed I was lethargic and...
The Fall of the Berlin Wall. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
That’s it. That’s the delimiter. I was but six when the wall fell. Which means. My middle school texts were out date. They had East and West Germany. It doesn’t take much to connect the dots. Ger...
You know you do it. in The Napkin.
I weighed 185 lbs. I commenced with elimination procedures. Now I weigh 184.6 lbs. I am now .2% less full of shite!
La la la la la. in The Napkin.
There’s nothing on Netflix to watch. But there’s Daria on P+. Oh sure, there’s Star Trek. But Daria. Excuse me. Also, “My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I’ve w...
Just a couple pounds. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Down the road, I want to have video of me pulling four plates. So, brought my Nokia to the gym today to beta test recording myself. While I have zero video editing skills, well. Gotta start somew...
Today's Quote. in The Napkin.
“I wish my dreams and aspirations were as big as Tim’s whipped cream.” - workcrush Haha. Even on context, it’s a bizarre statement. She knows I pick up on anything suggestive. It’s like a game to...
Boys are not erection dispensers. in The Napkin.
Time is short, but it’s a thought I’ve had. If sex is for her, then it’s performative. It’s his job to produce an erection. If sex is for him, then her vagina is a wanking sleeve. It’s his job ...
Knickers. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, as part of an Amazon binge, I invested in some new knickers. It was either earlier this year or last year that I went deep-diving into Amazon to find new knickers. Okay, it actually wasn’t ...
Today is a good day. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Tasted some pussy for the first time in 2.5 years, complete with her happy ending. Scored my one year sobriety coin. Had a great workout, rows @ 205 lbs and inclines @ 135 lbs for sets today. Din...
Longtime Trekkies get the joke. in The Napkin.
I was exiting the gym, saw a neon open sign, and thought of this on the spot. Second squat day of the week, if anyone cares. Still making memes, so my sense of humor is intact. <3
Banter. in The Napkin.
So B is getting a large drink and my gay manager chimes over the headset, “That’s because B likes swallowing.” Now, it’s small chiding, but I absolutely love being over-the-top to silence him. I...
Rumors of my assimilations were exaggerated. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I think I’m back to normal. It’s clear now that I hit overtraining. It’s an overused term in lifting, and difficult to achieve. But. The signs/symptoms were there. It’s not something is sho...
The Green Ranger is Dead. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Suicide. Not much older than I am. I don’t have answer. Only to fight even harder. Jason David Frank. May your agony be at peace.
Remind me to have Taco Bell™ this week. in The Napkin.
This little break from the gym has been… Not what I expected. Instead of a surge of energy, it’s like coming off an antidepressant. Sleeping a lot. Not entirely because I’m tired, but because...
Think about it. No current validations can change what was expected of you.
Sigh. in The Napkin.
Being emotionally sensitive is annoying. The same fifth grade shite that I couldn’t one-up then, just pisses me off now. It’s still the game of “I should be the better person” until it bubbles ...
Hey, I pulled 3.5 plates. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So when I say to myself “I guess I’ll ease up on my training”, this is apparently what happens. Ooops. Like, I’m going to take the next 2 days off so I have time to write for NaNoWriMo because u...
Just some motivation for next year. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
“If I can survive Calc III, I can survive Smolov.” Been saying to myself that I’ll run smolov jr next year to bring up my squat. Because bigger squat = bigger deadlift. And we know how much pla...
Why I Lift. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
A: To get off the toilet when I’m 70. 2: To give the best piggyback rides. D: To silence any physical and emotional inadequacy I might feel. That’s about it. I don’t know about you, but my Gra...
