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My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Stranger Things season 4 in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I think I know why it felt off. This season shouldn’t have been binged. Instead, it was dumped mostly at once. The first season, definitely, makes you wanting more. Tight script. I initially felt...
What is Seinfeld. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
This is something my dad watched when I was a kid. Seinfeld at 7pm, Simpsons at 7:30pm. Monday through Friday. My sister would usually join me for Simpsons. I didn’t get Seinfeld as a kid. I’d si...
Intarwebs Slang. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’ve been spending an inordinate amount of time of instagram, doomscrolling. I’m not shy about it being my current waste of time. Now, the youtube comment section tends to be populated by peopl...
Friends, Interrupted. in The Napkin.
Watching Girl, Interrupted for the first time. When did that come out, 25 years ago? Fascinating how so many of my girl friends identified with that movie. It’s clear they didn’t mean it literall...
Kissing. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Not sure how this came to mind. I think I was thinking about the last girl I kissed, and this somehow got me thinking about Ally. I made out with her at the 4th of July party years ago, but as ...
Show, don't tell. in The Napkin.
When I was in third grade, I was sent to Mrs. Green’s room. I didn’t understand at the time. I had issues reading. Understanding. I don’t remember what we collectively were supposed to learn. I d...
Wish we could record dreams. in The Napkin.
Interesting dream. One of my earlier ones, so there wasn’t much visual. There are times when you might think if you do nothing, nothing will happen. However, we’re like a piece of raw chicken in ...
Fences belong outside. in The Napkin.
I never learned how to do 5th grade insults. I find them confusing and I never know how to reply. And it’s frustrating when I get upset and reply with anger, only to be told “you can’t get upse...
Diagnostic. in The Napkin.
Having some time on my hands has lent itself to some self-reflection. For months, I’ve felt like all I was doing was lifting, eating, working, and sleeping. And not enjoying my days off at all....
Everybody has had a solution like this at least once. in The Napkin.
So, for months now, the front end of Clarissa has been falling off. At some point a few months ago, I openned the hood to troubleshoot. See those holes I circled? There was a black washerplug...
Insomnia tends to give the most vivid dreams. in The Napkin.
Gotta love a good dream sequence. It’s as if I’m laying in bed in my old childhood bedroom. I’m under the covers, pretending to sleep. I’m hearing my parents argue. My dad’s upset I left some ...
I am Timmy, son of Sandra. in The Napkin.
What would Worf do? I softly joke that my three dad’s growing up were weird al, spock, and the Fonz. It’s...... I am Tim, son of… It never occurred to me previously. I am my mom’s son. I live to ...
Unscheduled Staff Meetings. in The Napkin.
Slept in until noon. This isn’t anything special for a day off - I sleep in until noon even when I have workies. (What’s 2-12, second shift?) Punch line is I still wake up at dawn, around 6-7am...
Burning Sensation. in The Napkin.
In theory, I like the rain. It’s calming. Yet all week, I’ve been kind of off. Emotionally flat. Sad, lonely, not getting much excitement from life. Or, just not okay being bored existing. Some p...
Absorbing the chill pill. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, she’s doing stuff by the safe, and well, it was that concert of her shirt riding up and her pants riding down. I look back at what I’m doing and say, “You should have been a plumber.” I loo...
Weight Lifted. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
After some overtime staff meetings, I did get to the gym. Late, but I get a pass for showing up. (For nonreaders, I use “staff meeting” to refer to my interior monologues where I talk to myself ...
Decloaking. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Told workcrush, “you know I have feelings for you, right?” She didn’t know. I said my staff meeting (interior monologue) had gone silent, and felt embarrassed. That I had to say something eventua...
Educational Opportunity. in The Napkin.
We’re supposed to hang out tomorrow so I can help her with her math GED. I’m excited and nervous, as it’s our first socialization outside of work. Excited, because duh, I get to spend time with ...
Tonight's Staff Meeting. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Ya know, say that phrase enough times, it sounds like it’s a circle jerk. “Well, it’s nice all of the staff could rise to the occasion.” Actually, I picked up the phrase from Instagram to mean: ...
Sleeping Alone. in The Napkin.
I miss cuddles.
She puts the strange in estranged. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Okay, we’re not really estranged. Today was our one contractually obligated day to spend with each other: taxes. (That’s sarcasm, people.) I was expecting to feel all the feels. Instead I felt… ...
The other Three C's. in The Napkin.
So, I asked workcrush the very coded question of, “Is your husband threatened by me at all. Ya know, a guy being nice to you, buying you gifts.” She replies, “oh no, he adores you.” Well, you can...
Special Delivery! in The Napkin.
So. My gift to workcrush came. And I can’t stop laughing. Get it? Super visor? JUST LIKE HER.
I'd it weren't for the customers, this job would be great. in The Napkin.
So I’ve clocked in barely five seconds, and workcrush comes up to me, telling me about her tampon. Apparently, co-manager punched her in just the right spot to cause her vagina 5o sneeze out the ...
Should I Move? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Well, the answer is yes, but it’s still important to meditate on these things before being impulsive. Because previous management didn’t raise rent enough, rent will be going up from $860/month ...
