Timmy™ ⋅ 41 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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For the Shire. in The Napkin.
My anxiety undulates with the week. Typically higher around Sunday and Monday. Lower around today, Deadlift Day. (A Thursday.) It bumped last week as I endeavoured again to do NaNoWriMo. An...
my interior monologuer can be such a drama queen in The Napkin.
Coworker Robert happened to pop in on his day off. Said something about how his mom wanted dorito tacos. Random, but not surprising. He’s a good errand boy. Which got me doing mental math fo...
My Favorite Jew Joke. [video] in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Gosh, I hope I didn’t forget anything. Not bad for one-take.
I'm on a mission from Arnold. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’m apparently five weeks into my bulk. I didn’t even know it had been five weeks until I looked over my sheet. Good to check your sheet now and then. This is my deadlift progression: In m...
Invoking the Inverse Leonardo DiCaprio Rule™. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So anyway, Mary transferred to my department a few months ago. Around May, I think. Prior, I’d only seen her in passing. She has a very strong Get AWay From Me Vibe. Or, as it is more common...
I am no longer preggers. [video] in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Seriously though, I lost 40 lbs. Since eating more, most of my bleh funk has largely disappeared. Geeeeee. I wonder why.
Maybe next week. in The Napkin.
Last week: calm happiness for no reason This week: calm sadness for no reason And they say only women have a monthly emotional rhythm. I’m used to flaccid emotions, but I’d like my libido to re...
The Sweaty Panty Barometer of Health. in The Napkin.
I woke up yesterday with that very slight scratchy in the back of my throat. You know you’re not actively sick, but it’s coming. Tore through my deadlift session, moving many kilograms of inanim...
Dying is the leading cause of death. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
That’s a line I use. It’s nonsensical, and it amuses me every time. I got to thinking about it just now. What if the leading cause of death wasn’t dying? What if there was some sudden cause? T...
Vulva People. in The Napkin.
Ya know. When I would write elaborate crap referring to women as vulva endowed beasts or some nonsense, it was a joke. It was silly. And if you said, Timmy, I’m not just a pussy, I would agree ...
I got the deskgirl's name. in The Napkin.
It’s a big deal insofar that it wasn’t a big deal at all. I lift at the dead of the night. Usually between midnight and 2am. Either the deskgirl is there, or the deskboy. Deskboy? Never real...
Novel plot pitch. in The Napkin.
So, in real life, my sister has not reproduced. What if she had kids. And her kids eventually want to go a Grand Adventure to visit their cooky Uncle. Puts me in the novel without being omnipre...
Generic Ass Advice. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
squats to depth. Low reps, and high reps deadlifts and/or SLDL/RDLs. Low reps, and high reps Bulgarian split squats to depth. Attack high reps until you question your sanity rounded-back glut...
You're not a special and unique snowflake. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
There’s only maybe a dozen kinds of people you’ll meet in life. This means: You are not like the majority of people on the planet. That’s a lot of people. You are like a twelfth of people o...
I rate you 7/11. in The Napkin.
I’d like to check out your goods at 2am any day of the week.
I think dropping dairy has made my boyspunk taste better. Oh. That was supposed to be the mid-entry reveal, as I already had the overly long ostentatious attention-grabbing title. But, I’ve been...
I'll pass. in The Napkin.
I think I’m opting out of this Political Season. I’m usually a loud liberal blowhard. I feel more like a defeated optimist. There is so much noise, and I’d rather not have it perturb my headspa...
I washed my hair. in The Napkin.
It takes 3 weeks to form a habit. This is halfway there. After 3 weeks, you’re actively remembering to do something. You’re proud you formed a habit. Maybe a touch of New Habit Energy™. I posi...
Efficacy of an Atypical Circadian. in The Napkin.
Sleeping in is way easier if it’s dark outside. My typical shift is 4am - 1pm. Most people would probably wake up just before the shift, right? 3ish? Maybe even redline to 3:45am? Their circa...
I'm a pedantic twat. in The Napkin.
Or is it surly cunt. No, no. Former is an articulate followed by a self-deprecating term. Later is a negative term followed by a negative. And makes me sound potentially Australian. Oi, mate, y...
Ah, healthy natural sleep. in The Napkin.
Ten hours of sleep. Half a benadryl, magnesium, no melatonin. Having two days a week to sleep in is underrated. Oh, I try to get sleep the rest of the week. I give myself 8 hours, and it ends ...
Feelings will pass, feelings will pass... in The Napkin.
Ever feel like your own friend collective has conspired to quietly tolerate you, and secretly hopes you kill yourself? It’s the anxiety and passive depression, I tell myself. But, the popular na...
There, I posted this week. in The Napkin.
One take on my potential NaNoWriMo is to split myself into three perspectives: Father, son, and the one in between. As it’s a TimmyNovel, they’d all be failures. HA HA. Like, I could write Wha...
Enough for what? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It’s a common retort I’ve been seeing in /r/fitness. I use it to get people to reframe their question. Or otherwise realize that they don’t need to do five billion sets and reps to achieve thei...
Quality sleep and stuff. in The Napkin.
Dude, I ate beans&rice before bed, and my weight is still lower than it was yesterday. THIS JS WILDSAUCE. I mean, I know the math. I’m in sharp enough of a deficit that a small portion of be...
