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Educational Opportunity.
We’re supposed to hang out tomorrow so I can help her with her math GED. I’m excited and nervous, as it’s our first socialization outside of work. Excited, because duh, I get to spend time with ...
Sleeping Alone.
I miss cuddles.
The other Three C's.
So, I asked workcrush the very coded question of, “Is your husband threatened by me at all. Ya know, a guy being nice to you, buying you gifts.” She replies, “oh no, he adores you.” Well, you can...
Special Delivery!
So. My gift to workcrush came. And I can’t stop laughing. Get it? Super visor? JUST LIKE HER.
I'd it weren't for the customers, this job would be great.
So I’ve clocked in barely five seconds, and workcrush comes up to me, telling me about her tampon. Apparently, co-manager punched her in just the right spot to cause her vagina 5o sneeze out the ...
What is okay?
Age lines are evolving things. I’m glad that, as I get older, I have this block on younger women. As it should be, to a degree. Yet, with rounding. If I’m pushing 40, and someone was pushing 20 ...
Kill me.
I slept 13 hours again. This is getting old. Robo and DayQuil did the trick in belaying the coughing but still. (Store was out of NyQuil - and I’m not having issues sleeping, so to speak.) I’m so...
I miss cuddles.
Did get to the gym. Did Taco Bell. But gosh, I’m so tired. I still have a lingering cough. So while I’m sleeping a lot, yeah, rolling over and coughing sucks. It’s that dry cough that can’t scrat...
Maybe tomorrow.
Plan: Sleep in, hit my next workout, have some Taco Bell. Reality: Covered a shift and red-lined my sanity.
You know you do it.
I weighed 185 lbs. I commenced with elimination procedures. Now I weigh 184.6 lbs. I am now .2% less full of shite!
La la la la la.
There’s nothing on Netflix to watch. But there’s Daria on P+. Oh sure, there’s Star Trek. But Daria. Excuse me. Also, “My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I’ve w...
Today's Quote.
“I wish my dreams and aspirations were as big as Tim’s whipped cream.” - workcrush Haha. Even on context, it’s a bizarre statement. She knows I pick up on anything suggestive. It’s like a game to...
Boys are not erection dispensers.
Time is short, but it’s a thought I’ve had. If sex is for her, then it’s performative. It’s his job to produce an erection. If sex is for him, then her vagina is a wanking sleeve. It’s his job ...
Longtime Trekkies get the joke.
I was exiting the gym, saw a neon open sign, and thought of this on the spot. Second squat day of the week, if anyone cares. Still making memes, so my sense of humor is intact. <3
Banter.
So B is getting a large drink and my gay manager chimes over the headset, “That’s because B likes swallowing.” Now, it’s small chiding, but I absolutely love being over-the-top to silence him. I...
Remind me to have Taco Bell™ this week.
This little break from the gym has been… Not what I expected. Instead of a surge of energy, it’s like coming off an antidepressant. Sleeping a lot. Not entirely because I’m tired, but because...
Sigh.
Being emotionally sensitive is annoying. The same fifth grade shite that I couldn’t one-up then, just pisses me off now. It’s still the game of “I should be the better person” until it bubbles ...
Your Daily Star Trek Meme.
I’m so glad I have an outlet for all my insanity.
My grandfather was a cook in the Navy during WWII in the pacific theater. My dad was in ‘Nam. Me? Went to anti-war rallies after 9/11. As a generational progression, it kind of flows. My grand...
One unit of dult.
A lot of us are just big kids who groan when we realize we’re the adult in the room. And those that self-important themselves as the adult, without the humility to be childish, tend to be the mos...
I finally had the chance to say it.
“Don’t you make me date your mom so you have to call me Daddy.”
Y'all motherfuckers need logic.
If not ‘Trek, where do you get your values from? Ha ha.
Like Urkel, I like cheese.
Ever have those people at work that you think you get along with, but then on days when they’re not there you find yourself waaaay less stressed? It’s funny how work chemistry goes. Among a numb...
Intensity.
How emotionally intense are guys? I obviously wouldn’t know, as I don’t date guys. I’m aware that I’m capable of some next-level intensity. I don’t think it’s for everyone. But. I’m also aw...
Sigh.
There are so many times when I think/feel “I’m not good enough” or “I can’t do this.” I wonder how much of it is the truth, and how much of it is just intrinsic negativity. Difficult to say. Al...
Book Description
Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.
