March 18th bonus weirdness in idea barrages

1.) A smart watch that displays a photo of the skin behind it when in sleep mode would be silly but if it were cheap, I'd buy one.

2.) Yes, if this freezer breaks before Octoberfest these sausages could spoil but that's a wurst-case scenario.

3.) When I look at my own facebook profile and they show me nine of my friends at random? Four outta nine are mega-babes. Water water everywhere.

4.) When life gives you cookies crumbling, make an Oreo Blizzard.

5.) If your request says "Farm" "Candy" "Ville" or "Saga" in it, I'm going to decline it. Take no offense to this, it is just the way of things. The way... of The Force.

6.) They're not "gray hairs", they're "nature's highlights".

7.) The militant dentists' rights activist claimed we'd have to claw our gums from his cold dead hands.

8.) Knowing that Syracuse is gonna gak it in the 2nd Round, if not the 1st, of the tournament means that all I'm gonna get out of the NCAA Tourney is that when it's over, more people will wanna talk baseball with me.

9.) Don't fall in love just because they're the most beautiful. Early attraction can even be mild if it leads to knowing one wellenough to love.