feb 6 in idea barrages

Antivaxxers on dating sites are all like “HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA”.

A really interesting Western musical would be DEAD RENT REDEMPTION.

If you are to throw bread at someone defensively, it is considered polite to yell “YEETLOAF!” to warn innocent bystanders.

A Mayan stone calendar that turns out to be a Speak N Spell.

A children’s show about the violent nationalization of a railway system called Shining Path Station.

Whenever I hear an actor saying they’re “totally open to returning to a role” I know what they’re really saying is “I really want that third yacht to keep down in Cabo, you guys”.

I like to think that if you had the THEY LIVE glasses and looked at some of the indecipherable fonts some metal bands use for their logos, you’d just see the word “edgelord” in Comic Sans.

Probably the best head-canon for STAR TREK PICARD would be that this is a distant ancestor of Gurney Halleck experiencing the very first rumblings of the Butlerian Jihad.