feb 3 in idea barrages

Be thankful for all my event promotion and weird puns. Without it, I’d be mostly current events and melodramatic vaguebooking and we’re full up on those already.

ODB, ODBa, Wu goes on, whoa, Dirty’s gone but Wu goes on.

4 to 7 at the peep shows, it’s the half price Fappy Hour.

When none of the reservations show, the whole front of the room staff just stands around, editing for Godot.

A great night, a great show, no driving problems at all… then five feet from my front door, I slip on the ice and crumple into a little ball. I get it, universe. Don’t get comfortable. I get what you’re telling me here.

A Sublime parody that starts with the line “I don’t practice Castaneda, I was not taught by don Juan, he made a million dollars but who knows what the dude was on”.

We live in this culture that profits off making us feel never content, always striving, but it almost never make us feel better. Aspiration has its uses but never feel guilty to be happy. It’s not settling to be happy, it’s.. being happy.

An Alice in Chains song about Massachusetts accents called “Wooster”.