feb 4 in idea barrages

I am Felix the Cat’s royal mattress warmer.

The secretary to a urologist can get them a “#1 Boss” mug for their birthday regardless of how good a boss they are.

The best name for a punk band is Martin Luther Kraang.

Measure Twice, Cut Once is important but Cut Once, Wipe Twice moreso.

Zombies are always on the same page because, as they say “Eat Minds, Think Alike”.

A coffeehouse for matadors called “Cafe Ole”.

If there hasn’t been an issue of Daredevil entitled “Foggy Goes A’Courtin” shame on us all.

You gotta love what you’re doing but you can’t do it for the love. This is the bind our culture has us in.