feb 1 in idea barrages

Spice up The Big Game with a party mix of cough drops and Cheerios. We call it Halls and Oat.

Clearly you’re just getting the Corona virus because you’re not using the antibiotic limes.

You have to be tough but also extremely secure in yourself to tattoo “LIVE” and “LAFF” on your knuckles then “LOVE” on your wang.

So often we/hope to be/anti-royalist revolutionaries/in the Realm of Possibility/but end up/casualties of causality.

Your goth rock personae will be a full body black suit, covering even your eyes except for an uncovered right hand. You will call yourself Bruce Thingsteen.

Ollie’s high-pitched anxiety squeals sound so much like a wild turkey in the desperate throes of heat, I’m astonished the dog hasn’t attracted a flock to our window.

Astral projecting into a Transformer is an auto body experience.

Why isn’t ex-lax called an “anal decongestant”?