jan 30 in idea barrages

Before she retires, Ann Rice had better write a romance titled DOWN FOR THE COUNT.

What is a corrupt leader, after all, but a burglar king?

Call your fixed blade ODB if it is truly full Tang.

A romance novel about an Elvis impersonator called LOVE ME, PRETENDER.

He entered the gym trying to lose weight, as though he were a blank slate, a true flabula rasa.

Evolution slowly created the most violent and cruel bill collector of all, Navient, a true apex creditor.

He trained his smart speaker to pepper him with crude compliments but everyone knew it was just robot calling.

Winter meteorology up here in the north country is pretty much Tinder, attention starved and desperate, lying about inches.