more March 17th in idea barrages

1.) Are "The Cheerios Farts" A Thing? Guys. I think "The Cheerios Farts" are A Thing.

2.) When leading someone thru a 1st sexual encounter w/ their non-preferred gender say to them in a cowboy accent "You new around these parts?"

3.) The longer you live the more Pink Floyd TIME just punches you in the sternum & the more you suffer a partially barfed-up heart.

4.) if you want oil that's free/start World War Three/Ukraine

5.) I got 99 save-files but a glitch ain't one.

6.) Can I declare my lottery addiction a non-profit church? It's all about unrealistic belief and it isn't making me any money.

7.) Put together an entire country music performance set in the character of Darth Brooks. You'll thank me for it.

8.) Funny how so many of the racists who claim immigrants won't assimilate consider themselves Southerners before they are Americans.

9.) A fan fiction shipping Dr. Who companions called "An Ace In The Hole: Sarah Jane's Awakening".

10.) Putting the "sensual" in "consensual".

11.) And, of course, there is the Harlan Ellison novel about the weather in Central New York "I Have No Spring And I Must Scream".