jan 26 in idea barrages

I would deeply respect someone who’d create an entire original functional LUIGI’S UTAH MANSION game just to get to the point where Mario would be overwhelmed by spectral fog and exclaim “Oh no! It’s a big-a mist!”

“I believe in this company so much, I will give it the most easily mocked name of all time and it will STILL succeed, it will be my badge of honor. What would be the most easily mocked word in the English language?” “I dunno, Bill… micro… soft?”

Sex in a bus station bathroom is a great way to get a terminal disease.

The better mash-up would’ve been PRIDE AND BEETLEJUICE but draconian intellectual property laws sunk that boat.

On an infinite scale of time, if you devote yourself to shoplifting Star Trek merchandise, you will be able to get around to the “Q Bowl In The Side Pocket” pun.

In failure, there is reincarnation of a kind. A dream has died but here you are alive and have the chance to rebuild yourself anew. Outlast your dreams and find out what you really can be.

A vegan version of the Blizzard ice cream treat called a Tofoon.

A head-canon where Pee Wee’s Playhouse was somehow animated by the same spell that cursed The Beast except Pee Wee just liked it.