jan 22 in idea barrages

Though raised on rock and roll, I can listen to a lot of modern pop and think “this isn’t for me but I can see why someone else would like it”. Modern country, I cant. It’s the same 3 or 4 songs xeroxed.

The idea that this was all Harry’s slow-burn plan to bring down the British monarchy for killing his mother, it probably isn’t true, but it would make a hell of a story.

Lets start calling “luxury” off-road vehicles “Ramboginis”.

Isn’t an arch bridge just a tension span?

Ordered the firestarter salad. They weren’t lying, it’s almost entirely chard.

He managed to avoid being turned into a helicopter by the transmode virus but that didn’t mean he wasn’t an aircraft carrier.

The wrath of Zeus is really just Greece lightning.

Whispers into your ear as you are perched at sleep’s edge: “HOME ALONE was the best DIE HARD movie.”