jan 19 in idea barrages

Your “Addicted To Love” parody will involve the line “Midas well face it, you make gold out of stuff”.

Now that Tarantino isn’t doing a Star Trek, maybe he can do a Sherlock Holmes called “The Foot Is A Game”.

Going around licking things at random is called “salivanting”.

There aren’t enough hip hop songs built around a sample of the old “Hefty Hefty Hefty, Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy” ads.

What I love about the “blahblah was a mistake” memetic is that… everything was a mistake. This is all a series of cascading mistakes coalescing into a shared reality. This is all a mistake but it’s beautiful. It’d be less beautiful if it were intentional.

Yeah, He-Man’s tiger sidekick Cringer was annoying in his cowardice but he was better than his brother Fringer, who mostly just talked about how Eternia was actually flat and how they could repel Skeletor’s evil magic through homeopathics.

I mean, yeah, sometimes I’m cleaning up after the dog I sing “Scoopy scoopy doo, there’s more poo, you’ve got a lot in you, dog”.

Use your anxiety against itself. If you start writing eight hours before you have to get up for work the next day, your anxiety about not getting enough sleep for tomorrow will fuel you creatively! You will also be exhausted tomorrow but such is life.