jan 17 in idea barrages

The boa killed the first two fluteplayers and yet nevertheless, she was undeterred. She just smiled. “Third time’s the charmer.”

I recently saw a self help book called The Courage To Be Rich and it made me want to call down a second flood, this time, no ark.

Am I the only one bothered that anagram is not an anagram?

Am I the only one bothered that palindrome isn’t a palindrome?

“Where does your role in THE ROOM rank in your career achievements?” “Oh, high mark.”

If you make a shiitake mushroom taco, is that a shiitaco?

I bet you could get Frank Oz to punch you in the face if you followed him around singing the classic psychedelic rock song “Crimson and Clover” to him as “Yoda and Grover, over and over” for like… five hours straight.

Step 1: thrift a bunch of blank Siestaware mugs. Step 2: screenprint designs for proposed amusement parks that were never built onto them. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit.