jan 8 in idea barrages

Craaaaaanberry bidet… the kind they prescribe if your UTI’s sore…

James Cameron trying to make Avatar still a thing like a white girl on Twitter trying to make slang she heard Ru Paul say once 10 years ago still a thing.

Sure, there is the chance that success might ruin us but we can’t know if it will or not without trying.

A disgraced 45-year-old Doogie Howser loses his medical license and has to do porn to survive in DOOGIE NIGHTS.

I wonder how often the people who made the SUPER MARIO BROTHERS movie think “if we just had Baby Yoda for Yoshi, we would’ve been billionaires”.

I’m old enough to remember when they dumped all the crappy looking horror movies around Halloween instead of in January and February.

When you’re too busy trying to keep your head above water on student loans and medical debt to get out and join a war protest, that’s not a big, that’s a feature.

If you think your partner is cheating on you with Superman, you have to yell at him “Stay in your Lane, Superman!”