jan 7 in idea barrages

Bail reform ain’t about “criminals going free”. It’s about those accused of crimes not being punished extra for being poor. You all have some deep economic Stockholm Syndrome if you cant see that.

Facebook Dating is stalking me. Look, if I dont have the guts to ask out women I’ve physically met, I sure as hell dont have the guts to ask out imaginary Ukranian pornbots.

If there’s ever a gig economy version of the Bang Bus, I just hope it’s called Boobr.

I dreamed I was the forgotten prince of candlesticks and magpies, keeper of nearly-dead flames and hidden shiny things no one had the eyes to see but me. I rode a memory-ship that crashed into the moon and tasked myself to saving what I could from the debris.

War’s the thing humans do when their hatred for some other grows so cancerous they need pretend a need for some resource or land as an excuse to murder that other. War’s never really about greed but greed’s a hell of a convenient excuse.

In the land of the stark raving mad, the merely neurotic is king.

Biggest problem with Bernie Bros, not understanding preventing Trump was more important than ideologically purity, is they saw history as a line moving ever forward. Progress can be wiped out by the tides, sometimes all we can do is hold back the sea. War with Iran, welcome to the Dark Age.

If Sandra Bullock ever starts a band, their first album should be called “Nevermind The Sex Pistols, Here’s The Bullocks”.