dec 25 in idea barrages

Weekend At Bernie’s 2 is LITERALLY about the dangers of trying to have a beach body.

Some day, the workstation based AIs will sass at the newer AIs with the full android bodies for being ungrateful and the robots will all be like “OK Computer”.

Only way I’m ever doin’ a turkey trot is if the Butterball is undercooked and I get the salmonella.

You will never be what you wanted to be, all you can do is learn to revel in what you are becoming.

Don’t think of me as chonky. Think of me as value-added handsome. 30% more handsome at no additional charge.

George Lucas never had a coherent plan. While he tried to pretend otherwise afterward, he was just making up Sith as he went along.

There weren’t enough jokes in the coverage of TERMINATOR 53: RISE OF THE MORE MONEY about Arnold going from “I’ll Be Back” to “Ow, My Back”.

THE TREACHERY OF IMAGES except with Paul “Crocodile Dundee” Hogan stating “That’s not a pipe.”