The Ides of Marrchage in idea barrages

1.) Some of these dreams lately, it's like I'm living out other ways my life coulda legitimately gone but w/ this consciousness so I'm lost.

2.) All the Pringle ladies, all the Pringle ladies, if you want it you should eat a can of it, if you want it you should eat a can of it.

3.) It's the inspiring story of the woman who taught Helen Keller to be a world class chef. THE MIREPOIX WORKER.

4.) I'm not saying GHOSTBUSTERS 2 should ever be remade but if they do, Tommy Wiseau needs to play both Viggo and ALLIE MACBEAL guy.

5.) Try selling people a "rare double-die Bitcoin".

6.) The Jersey Shore musical was going to be called Gentlemen Prefer Bronzer.

7.) "Coward" is just another word for "survivor". The issue is merely this: what is worth the risk of not surviving for?

8.) If you can tell the difference between your dreams and your delusions, you have yourself a handy compass to follow.

9.) Ironic abstinence is wearing a chastity belt in a car with keyless entry.