dec 19 in idea barrages

When people like Kanye West “speak for God” they are saying they believe they are God, just with a thin veil of politeness over their delusion. Dude should be under intense psychiatric care, not in a spotlight.

An adblock extension that blocks all the little pop-ups begging you to turn off your adblock so that they can give you viruses. They say it’s to raise revenue but every ad-based website is one greedy day away from letting through janky ads.

Guys punching each other in the face so they’ll swell up and their wrinkles will disappear is called brotox.

If I worked in a waffle shop, it would only be a matter of time before I yelled “Batter up!” one too many times and got fired.

The sensitive artistic zombie writes his odes in brains down in his decomposition book.

Any good thing you can imagine in the world, there is some Elon Musk type working up a “visionary” way to make a buck off ruining it. Ruining the nightsky for astronomers with his damned satellites is just one small step for a man, one giant leap for techdouche kind.

End of the day, it’s not the people who just want to see the world burn that are the trouble. People rise against those jackasses swiftly. It’s the people who don’t CARE if the world burns as long as they get a third yacht, they will be our doom.

The library wisely hired someone who also works as a waiter because a small non-profit can’t just break a hundred on a whim but even the least of the waiters is always prepared to break a large bill. It is like being the lamest Boy Scout ever.