dec 11 in idea barrages

Yeah, I was singing Rocky Mountain High about Ricky Martin. Sure. Why not.

There is a world of difference between being proud of yourself despite your troubles and being proud of being messed up. Owning it versus letting it own you.

A 91% grain alcohol spirit could appropriately be called Drink-182 because it would be absolutely terrible and only loved by people nostalgic for a time when they enjoyed it because they were too young to know any better.

I like to reimagine internet short-hand as being about the Ninja Turtles. IRL - Irradiated Reptile League. LOL - Lots Of Legsweeps. ASL - Awesome Sewer Living. I don’t know why I do this.

Trying to escape serfdom? Resistance is feudal.

Maybe the real Frankenstein monster was the friend he made along the way.

The weirdest thing about the “Epstein didn’t kill himself” memes is that people seem to think… the Clintons did it? When he died on the cusp of flipping on Putin and Trump? It’s like… you got so close to the truth and then veered off into idiocy at the exact last second.

If you want to understand humanity, consider the Q-Tip: ubiquitous, cheap as dirt & covered with warnings you’re not supposed to use it the way it’s used the majority of the time, jammed in deep for sweet relief. The Q-Tip lays bare how we lie to ourselves to feel better about contradictory things.