dec 10 in idea barrages

Tightrope walkers need to maintain work-life balance most of all.

Ours is probably the only other universe, other than the HOME IMPROVEMENT universe itself, where Americans would be dumb enough for “Tool Time” to be a hit television program.

Regarding a generation as monolithic is just as ridiculous as doing so to an ethnicity or gender or whatever. Peoples is peoples, Muppets Take Manhattan taught me that.

Every time I see Beanie Babies in thrift stores, perfectly preserved by people who honestly thought that they were a good investment idea, I think “yeah, that was a Trump voter”.

For every force there is its equal and opposite force. There is Bob the Builder, there must be Bob the Destroyer. That sounds like a fun show to watch.

The line between the courage of one’s convictions and cruel blind arrogance is one of the thinnest lines in all of human experience.

A picture of Jabba the Hutt in cool shades in a kiosk in the middle of the mall and the phrase SUNGLASS HUTT.

I think a Tangaroo would be a kangaroo that’s really good at the tango but it could also be a shandy drink that’s half Fosters and half Tang.