Marrchage the Eleventh in idea barrages

1.) When the world is heading into a territory where I am the relatively level-headed entity present, man, we are screwed.

2.) Gums bleeding at the scraper's touch, he said to the dentist "don't worry, my blood ain't dangerous, I haven't had a date since August." He laughed.

3.) A project where I try to draw all the Pokemon characters, knowing only names of the characters & working from there, no other context clues. "Gotta Sketch 'Em All".

4.) I'm just saying, like, The Omega Man but with Mega Man. All taking down vampire-zombies with his Mega Buster.

5.) Problem is, some of the things that serve us best creatively, sitting back, observing, living to see another day, don't work well in life.

6.) The bizarre pertness of all bosoms on Bitstrips SHOULD be a good thing but somehow isn't. It is the terrifying Uncanny Valley of breasts.

7.) Don't drink malt liquor on St. Patrick's Day. Beware the St. Ides of March.

8.) So the new phrase is gonna be "In Like A Lion, Out Like A Vengeful God", right? Nicest day since November? Tomorrow we're gonna get a foot of snow? I call this "spring blue balls" is what I call it. Chopping ice for 20 minutes so that the next storm doesn't pile on top of it SOUNDED like a good idea. Then I remembered I'm not in shape.

9.) A reference is not a joke. A joke would require juxtaposition or recontextualization for comic effect. A reference is just... remembering.

10.) No one is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, everyone is brew-ish.

11.) Maybe I'm not the one who has to change or find the right place. Maybe I just havta stand my ground in this life for once sometime. I dunno.

12.) We pay our dues in different ways. We put in work in different ways. Every life is a different process. Some practice is nearly invisible.