dec 9 in idea barrages

An argument in a sauna can quickly escalate into heated debate.

If the pope swapped out the Swiss Guard for a bunch of warrior nuns to ensure his safety, would they be an order of protection?

I don’t see the problem with crispy bubbles on top of your flatbread, it seems like a naan-issue to me.

When you get a joke twisted around and wrong, it’s jesticular torsion.

Your dinner in honour of She-Ra will involve beer-battered Hordak.

Whenever I learn enough about D&D, I’ll be able to write a parody of Happy Feet about crappy feats.

When Elon Musk poops, is that a Tesla coil?

I’ve never seen Frozen but I’m sure if the franchise lasts long enough, Princess Frozen will have a kid and we’ll get lots of “am I a cool mom?” jokes.