nov 30 in idea barrages

Mr. Bean but actually made of beans.

Without all the weird hair and beard and whatnot, Guy Fieri kind of looks like Ted Cruz’s non-evil twin.

The most terrifying concept I could come up with is: The Tooth Furry.

Etsy-sponsored Happy Meals with a hand-made toy in every box (probably something needle-felted) for children of hipsters and the campaign would be called “I’m Live Laugh Lovin’ It”.

If you got a street renamed Gerard Way, you could have the world’s most appropriate Black Parade on it.

I feel like a mash up of Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now” and the Laverne and Shirley theme song could be a real bop.

Is a German mother rabbit a burrowed frau?

Don’t they understand, a cross festooned in the stars and stripes demeans the values of both America and Jesus Christ in equal measure?