nov 24 in idea barrages

  • Nov. 23, 2019, 2:35 p.m.
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  1. But if I DID own a bakery supply store, it’d surely be called KNEADFUL THINGS.

  2. Eventually, as with all bands, Mumford and Sons will have one or two remaining members desperate for cash, touring with a bunch of hired guns, legally unable to use the original name but using one close enough to draw crowds. I submit the name “Mumford and Grandsons”.

  3. Scanning past the crappy “modern rock” station, I thought “huh, Evanescence is still around?” then they said the song was by something called Bad Wolves. You learn something new every day. Something terribly depressing and new every day.

  4. To paraphrase, just when you think you have witnessed the demise of the last “influencer”, someone will rise up to take a selfie with their corpse.

  5. A runway fashion model, exposed to the Super Soldier Serum, becomes the superheroine “Model Citizen”.

  6. The apiary arts are in the eye of the bee holder.

  7. Stolen discretion is the better part of stolen valor.

  8. Is a zombie dog a labracadaver?


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