nov 18 in idea barrages

This sentence either is a tautology or it is not a tautology and that’s why it is a tautology.

Maybe as we all are mortal, we should view all interactions with each other as palliative care. The dying comforting the dying, whether we have 6 days or 60 years. Perhaps then we’d finally be humane.

Nowadays it’s 150 characters of fame but the premise remains.

Today, convince at least one person that “yeet” is a contraction of “did you eat?”

If you do the Joker dance in Tennessee, are you… Joaquin on Memphis?

Wonka Industries: Come for the candy, stay for the child endangerment.

I don’t know if there has ever been a cartoon where a monster is using toothpaste that is an actual paste made out of teeth but, dammit, there should be.

No one tell Arthur that if you’re a satellite, it’s actually fairly common to be caught between the moon and New York City. They can’t all be in love.