nov 17 in idea barrages

In trade for giving us a female James Bond, we will let you cast the antagonist as an apathetic millennial supervillain named Dr. Meh.

For Halloween, I’m going to dress up as a functioning member of the human race but it won’t be a very believable costume.

I nearly always mishear that line from the Gorillaz song “Feel Good Inc” as “watch me circumnavigate, ha ha ha ha ha”.

Your group costume as sexy firefighter, sexy cop and sexy EMT will be know collectively as The Thirst Responders.

All I’m saying is that if that Colonel Sanders dating sim doesn’t have a line about how he “only has thighs for you” then they missed a damn trick.

The revolution will probably never come, you can waste a lifetime waiting for the big glorious bloodbath that sweeps in a new boss same as the old boss. The evolution that treads with care one step at a time, though, can indeed come. But only if it starts with you.

Depending on the emphasis of syllables, the sentence “what do you want?” can be kindly or judgemental or dismissive or exacerbated or twenty other shades of feeling. That’s a feature not a big of that sentence.

My love like my barista skills, not quite as pretty but still delicious.