nov 16 in idea barrages

The REAL Loch Ness monster was Dr. MacFrankenstein, the head of the Loch Ness Tourism Board.

I can’t recall what I had for lunch yesterday but I can sing you “Be cool about fire safety, be cool!” from a terrible PSA when I was a child as if it were yesterday.

Yeah, I was singing “I remember when Iraq was young, me and Sadaam had so much fun”. I don’t know what to tell you. This is what my brain does.

All the footage from SAY YES TO THE DRESS that goes on the cutting room floor should be called DOWN WITH THE GOWN.

The centaur was too eager, a real goody four shoes, a literal teacher’s pet.

Your book about a fruit with a painting of it and the painting smells worse and worse with every passing day will be called PORTRAIT OF DURIAN GRAY.

Gay fellas on Arrakis, the dune planet, use an app called Spicegrindr. The authorities oppose it, not because they’re gay, but rather because of the ban on thinking machines.

Definitely singing “come have some pork, oh, pork empanadas, or just take some home for manana” to the tune of Copa Cabana.