nov 15 in idea barrages

step 1: carve a small axe out of a skateboard. step 2: refer to it as your tonyhawk. step 3: ??? step 4: PROFIT!

Just walk up to someone say “needless to say” and then walk away.

The dog and cat no longer want to be referred to as “pets” or “animals”. They prefer “creatures” now, as it makes them sound like powerful monsters. For the sake of their self esteems, I am happy to now call Ollie and Felix “creatures”.

Your bard will be an experimental lute player who wears a helmet in the shape of a small catapult-like device to hide his identity and will only be known by his nom de guerre Trebuchethead.

Your emo fighter prince character will be literally called Edgelord.

I’ve spent all this time thinking the dog is called “Ollie” because it’s short for “Oliver” but considering how plump and round and white he is, I’m starting to think it’s short for “Volleyball”.

That meme of two muscular men shaking hands except “Stereotypical Rabbis” on one side “Stereotypical Ska Singers” on the other and in the middle the phrase “Yelling Oi!”

Godzilla’s bad enough but Atheismzilla doesn’t just destroy your city, he’s also really condescending about it.