nov 10 in idea barrages

I wish I could tell you how to kick higher but I’m no Rockette scientist.

Some day, you will see an aged Paulie Shore grooming his front yard. When that moment comes, you are to scream “GARDEN WEASEL!” and this will have been the entire meaning of your life. It will be worth it.

Step 1: wait in the bathroom until they break the door down. Step 2: claim “I was just waiting for the employees to wash my hands, like the sign said!” Step 3: ??? Step 4: PROFIT.

Ain’t no animal-based products in Spider-Man’s winter coat, it’s a PETA parka.

Your Halloween costume will be a bald hobbit in a leather vest and when asked you will say you are “Stone Cold Sean Astin”.

Happily the time for a Last Train To Clarksville/Baby Shark mashup has passed us by.

(singing to the tune of Call Me Maybe) I just joined your/pursuit of this whale/but here’s my number/so call me Ishmael

For Halloween, convince someone that caster sugar is sugar specially formulated for use in rituals and spells.