oct 29 in idea barrages

The introduction of botox didn’t make headlines.

If you save an ornate cabinet from the thrift store, is that a salvation armoire?

The forest was destroyed due to poplar demand.

Chocolate Chimp cookies and the mascot is a chimp that just pelts people with cookies like a madman. At first people are angry to be injured but the cookies are just SO DELICIOUS they don’t care. They love the chimp by the end of the ad.

Go into the gym, find the leg lifts machine and yell “QUAD GOALS!” every time you squat. Make the world more aware of how weird it is.

The rich & famous are conditioned to believe they’re part of a higher different species than the non-rich & famous, their loyalty to each other above all concerns for the nothings such as us. Maybe only subconsciously but it’s how it is.

Isn’t giving your students barely-passing marks kind of d-grading?

Superman ate a salad topped with a lump of coal, now it’s a diamond in the roughage, sitting in the bowl.