oct 24 in idea barrages

A sequel to THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN about their rebellious daughter who wants to be a werewolf THE PRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN.

Your series about a culinary detective will be called The Roquefort Files.

“So I see on your resume… three Adult Video Award nominations… those are some impressive boner fides…”

Now that Big Tasty is claimed as my burlesque name, I’m thinking my rap name is Oafish Gambino.

Use Cards Against Humanity as a tarot deck. See what happens!

I’m healthier and better looking at 40 than at 30. Not that I’m aging so gracefully, rather I was taking such bad care of myself at 30 that there was no way but up.

I just finally realized that Lindsay Lohan’s initials mean she is destined to be either a sworn enemy or lover to Superman. Maybe both!

If I knew then what I know now, I would make different decisions but I’m still a person blinded by hope and fear so I’m sure those different decisions would be just as bad. Maybe worse! Knowing this actually helps me sleep at night.