oct 22 in idea barrages

You would certainly get your ass sued to Mars and back if you named your craft whiskey bar “Field of Drams” but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea. The fault is not in the stars, it is in our terrible intellectual property laws.

The Mets manager wasn’t very good but no strategy, good or bad, could’ve fixed the fact they only had two competent relief pitchers. If the Wilpons won’t spend on a relief pitching overhaul, nothing will change.

The good thing about having pets that would never tolerate another pet because they are spoiled little loners is that it prevents you from hoarding pets.

If someone’s dead, you can’t grant forgiveness for them, to those that struck them down. The person is dead, we cannot read their mind now, that’s the point, they’re gone. I don’t know where forgiveness or redemption come from but… that’s not where.

You can’t blame bloodhounds their sins, they are only following odors.

At some point in your life, you will be shifting in your chair in slight pain, lost in the truth of your discomfort but someone else will be thinking how beautiful you are.

Olive and the sailor, they could never stay together for long, they were like oyl and water.

I can’t dress up as Star Wars characters for Halloween because people will just call me Obi-Wan Cannoli.