oct 19 in idea barrages

It’s October but don’t wake up Billy Joe Armstrong. If he wakes up, we might have to hear another Green Day album. Let him rest.

Captain Picard’s weakness is pirates because he gets real sad whenever he hears “Yar”.

He lost his job in charge of in-take at the mental hospital because of his troubles with commitment.

The radio station came on with the song “Amber” and I totally forgot that it was by 311, not Sublime, a fact that probably even some members of 311 forget.

All you need to know about the work of climate activist Greta Thunberg is to see who she’s getting angry. The class of hateful idiots she’s riling up and terrifying proves the value and veracity of her passion and her facts. Good on her.

If the weather could decide if it’s the rainy part of July or October for more than six hours, that’d be great for my sinuses, thanks.

I’m still disappointed that the cooking show “The Galloping Gourmet” wasn’t hosted by a centaur.

Between religious channels and home shopping channels, a significant portion of a cable television system’s offerings sum up to “GIVE US YOUR MONEY, SHUT-INS!”