oct 18 in idea barrages

When celebrating athletes drench each other in beers, is that brewkkake?

I mean, yeah, I was singing to the tune of “Intergalactic Planetary” : “this Pokemon is legendary, legendary this Pokemon is”. Of course I was. This is what I do.

Aliens don’t like the term “anal probe”. They prefer “astroenterology”.

In Soviet Yakov Smirnov, joke inverts YOU.

If you get hot dog rolls made out of cornbread, every hot dog you make is a corn dog.

No, the nerdiest song parody would be of Ben Folds’ “Philosophy” about a phylactery.

If your cruise ship has a chiropractor and you don’t yell “RELEASE THE CRACKIN’!” at them, what are you even doing with your life?

I’m just saying “Goosebumps” would be a lot more interesting if it were about a professional wrestling federation comprised entirely of geese.