oct 20 in idea barrages

I mean, yeah, I just realized that you could mash up LONG BLACK VEIL and COUNTRY ROADS really well.

Naming your business “Forever 21” is a good way to call down the gods of irony and force you into bankruptcy.

If only Steely Dan’s “Maxine” were better known, a parody mocking people who believe insane things about vaccines would be a solid project.

A Transformers reboot that takes place during the late 1800s, just so we can work our way toward an “Auto Von Bismarck” joke.

A parody of the rap song “OPP” about the OCP organization in Robocop.

Letting an octopus in a zoo pick who’s going to win the Super Bowl is a real sucker bet.

Sometimes I sing the song “Amber” as “whoooooa, Amber is the name of some white lady, whooooooa”.

A Popeye/Marvel Comics crossover just so that you could get to a hamburger possessed by the Spirit of Vengeance and the line of someone screaming “GHOST RIDE THE WIMP, GHOST RIDE THE WIMP!”