oct 17 in idea barrages

It’s too bad the weather’s not good for an outdoor sale around here come Halloween, because a grave/yard sale would be kinda clever.

My favourite thing in sports is when a “proven veteran” who was great once, has been terrible for years but all the talking heads demand stays in “out of respect” because he “leads” is finally benched and the team is suddenly a lot better. I love it.

We are running out of the letter G. There is now a moratorium on being called “Geoff” or “Gregg”. You are Jeff and Greg now. It is for the good of the language.

Wastin’ away again with my burrito bowl… lookin’ for that… last portion of guac… some people that its Chipotle to blame… but I know… its carbohydrates’ fault.

Whenever I see Hebrew words transliterated into English, I imagine them bellowed tersely and suddenly, it’s a Klingon name. The great warrior L’Chaim, son of Mazel’Tov.

Imagine being told “hey, dont be the worst possible version of yourself” and responding “but then I can’t be funny!” If your only mode of clever is stepping on the marginalized, that’s on your lack of talent, not “The Comedy War”.

If a half lemonade half tea is an Arnold Palmer, then a half decaf half regular should be a Laura Palmer but people forget that Twin Peaks was basically about coffee so it won’t catch on.

Cocoon is an 80s movie in at least two levels.