oct 13 in idea barrages

Finding a piece of hay in a needle stack is even harder, even if you wear thick gloves.

The radio station said it was “welcoming” Incubus to a local performance venue and I was like, really? I could see “politely tolerating” Incubus but welcoming them, I cannot imagine.

Oh boy, a nightmare where in the nightmare you’re trying to fall asleep and can’t and it’s driving you crazy. Even my nightmares are going meta.

I mean, I’d drink a beer called Hops The Mootle but I’m weird.

In terms of her picking eating, hating blandly assembled salads was only the tip of the iceberg.

If you only cook your sauce thickener to golden, that’s a roux maclanahan.

If you want to work with sauteed onions, you gotta sweat the small stuff.

A crash diet is a decision not made lightly.