oct 15 in idea barrages

A superhero team, one has mental powers, the other one is part bird, they’re called Gifted & Talon Ted.

Step 1: Be smart enough to know you’re stupid. Step 2: Be smart enough to know everyone is stupid. Step 3: Be smart enough to know you and everyone else always have been and always will be stupid. Step 4: Repeat Step 1.

Create a sarcastic after-school special about the “dangers” of goth culture and call it Reaper Madness.

Does an amoeba that doesn’t want to reproduce have a splitting headache?

It’s a neat trick our nervous system plays, convincing us we’re each a unitary unbroken consciousness despite our biomass cycling in and out, throughout our “lives”. But, man, we are always changing. Every day you wake up new.

You can tell when I am from generationally because I definitely just imagined ALF dressing up as Splinter from the Ninja Turtles for Halloween.

Whenever I hear “George RR Martin” spoken out loud, I just hear two pirates agreeing.

Instead of “long-lasting curse” why not “tantric hex”?