oct 8 in idea barrages

When the natural gas explosion killed twenty, Hank Hill was found guilty on charges of “accessory to propane”.

“I’m not into dry-humping or anything like it,” she said, “frottage is mostly just rubbish.”

Is the son of Poppin Fresh the Pillsbury Doughboy a flour child?

“You merely adopted indirect heating methods, Mr. Wayne, I was born into them!” remarked the supervillain Bain.

I hope that at least the VH-1 Behind The Music about The Blue Oyster Cult was named “Reaper Madness”.

Asked why the theatre never changed over from 35 mm to digital projection, the manager simply stated “I’m keepin’ it reel.”

Actually, you could really mash-up “Saint James Infirmary” with “Summertime”, it’d probably punish.

My hope is that whenever the current Svengoolie retires, he passes it along to a female performer called Gwengoolie, just to anger the fedoraed MRAs.