oct 6 in idea barrages

Selfishness, survival of the fittest, the sociopathy of individual focus may have gotten us out of the trees and caves but after that point, everything else was empathy, cooperation, collective selfless action. The old ways just keep trying to drag us back, though.

A sex toy with a bored distracted face carved into the non-business end called an “impersonal massager”.

Asked why he wasn’t, as his usual, making out with his clone, all he could say was “I don’t know, I’m just not feeling myself today.”

Healing doesn’t invalidate your trauma, it validates the fact that you survived it. Don’t feel guilty that you made it to now. Invalidate entropy for just a little while instead but moving forward for a little while.

Bart Simpson, interrupting a wedding right after the line about any objections from the crowd: “Don’t Have A Vow, Man!”

“I wanted a large and with less milk.” In other words, too little, too latte.

He never needed any more Jack Chick pamphlets than the first one he found. He had a one-tract mind.

Where were the Three Wise Men from, anyway? The Magi Kingdom?